Her green plastic wateringcan
for her fake chinese rubberplant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyreneman
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery for girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
And it wears him out
It wears him out
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
And it wears me out
It wears me out
